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ruinedchildhood:

when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit:

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brandieblaze:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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Why didn’t anyone tell me there was porn on netflix? And here I just been using it to watch The Dinosaurs and sports documentaries. SMH.

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urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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thymegatampon:

im so awful

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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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