Reasons I’ve almost died
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
scratching a bug bite is like masturbating except you never get off
the only 6 pack i need
The ’50s were fucked up man.
*tries this at next house party*
do u ever have an amazing gif but no use for it, well here i am